Maritime Official Prints

'You'll have to excuse Pat; she hates to see champagne go to waste.'

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

When laundry ruled the waves.

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

"As I was only saying the other day..."

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

"It's hard not to take a mutiny personally."

Sea weed harvest.

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

Pirate playing pool using his artificial leg as a pool stick.

"There she be, lads, the special economic zone!"

"According to the map, we should be nearing the North Pole, but something tells me we’ve been reading the map upside down."

Tugboat tugging Iceberg

"Oh No!!!...Cap'n...Iceberg...Dead ahead!!"

"I am wearying of the crew's constant repetition of the same old sea shanties."

On the plus side, I'd wager a lot of you folks back there had never seen an iceburg up close before.

Ever Given

"We're gonna make, Rose! Keep washing your hands!"

What really happened on the EVER GIVEN

"Richard was recently promoted to first mate."

'It was only a joke. I never thought they's accept me.'

"You're absolutely sure my wife won't be able to find this?"

The grazing deck of the Titanic.

"Re-calculating, arrive at your final destination in six...five...four..."

Coastguard

Obama on closing Guantanamo Bay

"Don't trust his tail—I know a scallywag when I see one."

"Gasp! Pant! Is it good for you, Marjorie?"

"Cheer up Skip - worse things happen at sea..."

Rats leave a launching ship.

'As a young rat, I traveled the world as a stowaway on a merchant navy ship...'

Lighthouse attracts ships like moths

'We're drifting apart.'