Ex-marine T-Shirts

"I'd feel safer if you were an ex-marine with a gun collection."

"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

'This is the only part of my old Army uniform that still fits.'

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

Naval Veterans Drinking at Greenwich Pub

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

'But you're an admiral. How can you feel seasick on a waterbed?'

'I never saw a tracer bullet that I didn't admire for color, clarity and swiftness.'

"Let's see, this one is cherry flavored, I think this one is blueberry ..."

'The trick to scaring surfers is to only show your dorsal fin when you surface next to them...'

Marine-LAPD Ridealongs

"You can let that go till later, Harris."

Support the Troops

"Next to my two years in the Marines, you're the best thing I've ever done."

"Sorry, Captain, but we have to let you go. You just lack leader-ship skills."

"This Save the Whales Number has got to go, pet."

Battleship Bingo Night.

"At ease!"

'You said to come back once I got my act together.'

Paratrooper landed in tree just as boy swinging at pinata.

A Crown of Red Poppies

Nave SEALS - Navy Hamsters

"Don't attack surfers! You're giving us all a bad name and encouraging culling!"

"Anyone know how to prepare sushi?"

'I know we had some good time together, Muriel, but a permanent relationship is out.'

"And, by the way, there are a hell of a lot fewer levels to you than you give yourself credit for."

We're visiting the marine who's home on leave. Bye! Don't hurry! Sweet! We can hang here! Mmm

'When did 'At Ease' become 'Chill'?'

Last Blue Tuna.

'But son, we've always been a marine family.'

It's just not going to work. I'm looking for a mole with more tunnel vision.

"You can't leave, Laura - I'm madly in need with you."