Ex-marine T-Shirts

"I'd feel safer if you were an ex-marine with a gun collection."

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

'This is the only part of my old Army uniform that still fits.'

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

Naval Veterans Drinking at Greenwich Pub

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

'But you're an admiral. How can you feel seasick on a waterbed?'

'The trick to scaring surfers is to only show your dorsal fin when you surface next to them...'

'I never saw a tracer bullet that I didn't admire for color, clarity and swiftness.'

"You can let that go till later, Harris."

"Next to my two years in the Marines, you're the best thing I've ever done."

"Sorry, Captain, but we have to let you go. You just lack leader-ship skills."

Support the Troops

"This Save the Whales Number has got to go, pet."

"At ease!"

'You said to come back once I got my act together.'

Paratrooper landed in tree just as boy swinging at pinata.

A Crown of Red Poppies

"Don't attack surfers! You're giving us all a bad name and encouraging culling!"

Nave SEALS - Navy Hamsters

"Anyone know how to prepare sushi?"

'I know we had some good time together, Muriel, but a permanent relationship is out.'

"And, by the way, there are a hell of a lot fewer levels to you than you give yourself credit for."

'When did 'At Ease' become 'Chill'?'

Last Blue Tuna.

It's just not going to work. I'm looking for a mole with more tunnel vision.

'l love you, but you love me...obviously, this will never work out.'

"You can't leave, Laura - I'm madly in need with you."