Naval Veteran T-Shirts

Naval Veterans Drinking at Greenwich Pub

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

Servicemen.

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

"The president is awarding the Medal of Honor to 24 Army veterans...whose heroism and gallantry were overlooked because of their race or ethnicity."

Scuba: 'You call that a knot, now this is a knot.'

Veterans Day '20

"Captain, we've taken on strippers."

Says here the Navy's going to be patrolling the South China Sea. It could spark a history-changing war. Google tells me the last time a Naval conflict changed history, it was the Battle of Midway. You were alive at that time. How awesome was it to already be ancient when Midway happened? I never expected a question like that from a prepubescent stooge like you. Was it as awesome as when you saw Cleopatra lose at the Battle of Actium? I see you're bringing Google's a-game today.

"That's my dad back when he was, like, militarized."

COWMIKAZES

'Carry on sailor, just keep swimming around the coast and stick your head up now and again.'

'He's a retired Drill-Sergeant!'

"Buy him a pint and he'll tell you about the blitz, buy him three and he'll re-enact it"

Sub Editor

'Son...old soldiers don't die...they just get medal fatigue.'

Commonly confused homonyms: Frigate and Frigate

'Okay who swiped my bath toys?'

On board the MS Hepatology

"You can let that go till later, Harris."

"Sir, our hood ornament is slowing us down."

'It was only a joke. I never thought they's accept me.'

"So, Gilbert was your friend who fought in Vietnam?"

Admiral in the bath.

'It's been five years since leaving Iraq and I'm still getting the sand out my ears.'

'I had a good day. Raised everybody's blood pressure.'

'A boy! Standing on a burning deck! I bet nobody did a risk assessment?'

Battleship Bingo Night.

Dog TagsPeople Tags.

Monument To The General/Soldier Monument

Horatio Nelson

'It's great to get away from the rat race!'

John Bull Devouring the French Navy

"And that one shows my frequent flier miles."

'Honda has recalled the U.S. Sixth Fleet due to leaky sunroofs.'