Naval Veteran Pillows

Naval Veterans Drinking at Greenwich Pub

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

Servicemen.

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

"The president is awarding the Medal of Honor to 24 Army veterans...whose heroism and gallantry were overlooked because of their race or ethnicity."

Scuba: 'You call that a knot, now this is a knot.'

"That's my dad back when he was, like, militarized."

COWMIKAZES

"Captain, we've taken on strippers."

Veterans Day '20

'He's a retired Drill-Sergeant!'

'Carry on sailor, just keep swimming around the coast and stick your head up now and again.'

"Buy him a pint and he'll tell you about the blitz, buy him three and he'll re-enact it"

Commonly confused homonyms: Frigate and Frigate

Sub Editor

'Son...old soldiers don't die...they just get medal fatigue.'

'Okay who swiped my bath toys?'

"So, Gilbert was your friend who fought in Vietnam?"

"You can let that go till later, Harris."

On board the MS Hepatology

'It was only a joke. I never thought they's accept me.'

"Sir, our hood ornament is slowing us down."

Admiral in the bath.

Monument To The General/Soldier Monument

'A boy! Standing on a burning deck! I bet nobody did a risk assessment?'

'I had a good day. Raised everybody's blood pressure.'

'It's been five years since leaving Iraq and I'm still getting the sand out my ears.'

Horatio Nelson

'It's great to get away from the rat race!'

John Bull Devouring the French Navy

'THINGMY ON THE PORT BOW!! You know, what's it called? Long and pointy... Very fast... TORPEDO ON THE PORT BOW!!'

"And that one shows my frequent flier miles."