Naval Nerd Pillows

Hydrofoil wing boat.

Sub Editor

"Houston, we have a problem."

I'm allergic to parrots, so I got an aaaarrrrdvark.

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

When laundry ruled the waves.

The Dubloon Stops Here

In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

'Well if I'm so 'bloody useless' perhaps you'd better read the map!'

'You say the ARKS are NOT two by two?'

"I got a swiss army hook!"

"Well what does the GPS say?"

Columbus Discovers that when Exploring, It's Not Such A Great idea to Bring The Family Along.

Pirate

"There is a 5 month slow down. You are still on the fastest route. You will arrive next year."

Lost around a military base.

'He's been there ever since he ate the parrot!'

Battery Lighthouse

Astronaut finds used firework on the moon.

"Going to Mars sounded like fun. Do you think we can get dad to finance it?"

'Not while I'm driving the boat, Marge, please,'

"Actually, I used them as collateral for a loan."

Pirate eye test

Recalculating!

Scuba: 'You call that a knot, now this is a knot.'

COWMIKAZES

"Wouldn't it be easier to have sat nav fitted?"

"And you guarantee it's free if it isn't delivered within thirty minutes?"

"Aye, 'tis the elusive Moby Dick!"

"I find parrots have a tendency to fly away"

"Now you're just being a jerk!"

'Cap'n Ahab, Sir! Starbuck wants to know if you fancy a coffee.'

'Carry on sailor, just keep swimming around the coast and stick your head up now and again.'