Naval Warfare Nerd Pillows

'FIRE A... warning shot across her bow.'

Remote control pirate bully

Servicemen.

I'm allergic to parrots, so I got an aaaarrrrdvark.

WW2 fighter pilot with emoji kills

The Dubloon Stops Here

When laundry ruled the waves.

In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.

'You say the ARKS are NOT two by two?'

"I got a swiss army hook!"

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

'This is Onstar, how may I help you?'

Columbus Discovers that when Exploring, It's Not Such A Great idea to Bring The Family Along.

"Actually, I used them as collateral for a loan."

'He's been there ever since he ate the parrot!'

Ralph Rackstraw HMS Pinafore

'Not while I'm driving the boat, Marge, please,'

Pirate

Battery Lighthouse

Scuba: 'You call that a knot, now this is a knot.'

Pirate eye test

"I find parrots have a tendency to fly away"

Says here the Navy's going to be patrolling the South China Sea. It could spark a history-changing war. Google tells me the last time a Naval conflict changed history, it was the Battle of Midway. You were alive at that time. How awesome was it to already be ancient when Midway happened? I never expected a question like that from a prepubescent stooge like you. Was it as awesome as when you saw Cleopatra lose at the Battle of Actium? I see you're bringing Google's a-game today.

"Awwwk! Mutiny is a go! Pass it on! Awwk!"

"Aye, 'tis the elusive Moby Dick!"

"And you guarantee it's free if it isn't delivered within thirty minutes?"

COWMIKAZES

"Captain, we've taken on strippers."

'...the storm raged and the doctor got drunk to steady his nerves..'

'Cap'n Ahab, Sir! Starbuck wants to know if you fancy a coffee.'

'Carry on sailor, just keep swimming around the coast and stick your head up now and again.'

Lighthouse powered by batteries.

Late Night with Patrick O'Brian

"Destroyers"

Commonly confused homonyms: Frigate and Frigate