Naval Warfare Enthusiast Pillows

Admiral Porter's Dummy Frightening the Rebels at Vicksburg

Naval Battle off Memphis, Leading to Capture of City

Remote control pirate bully

Servicemen.

Piracy on a boating lake

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

Ralph Rackstraw HMS Pinafore

Says here the Navy's going to be patrolling the South China Sea. It could spark a history-changing war. Google tells me the last time a Naval conflict changed history, it was the Battle of Midway. You were alive at that time. How awesome was it to already be ancient when Midway happened? I never expected a question like that from a prepubescent stooge like you. Was it as awesome as when you saw Cleopatra lose at the Battle of Actium? I see you're bringing Google's a-game today.

'...the storm raged and the doctor got drunk to steady his nerves..'

'Hardy I see no chips!'

COWMIKAZES

"Captain, we've taken on strippers."

'Carry on sailor, just keep swimming around the coast and stick your head up now and again.'

Late Night with Patrick O'Brian

Sub Editor

"Destroyers"

Commonly confused homonyms: Frigate and Frigate

'Okay who swiped my bath toys?'

On board the MS Hepatology

"You can let that go till later, Harris."

'M.O.D. find budget replacement for the Fleet Air arm.'

'It was only a joke. I never thought they's accept me.'

A grave with an anchor and periscope

Victorian Royal Navy

F&E Submarine Contractors. When we ask the government for assistance, we should avoid calling it a "bailout."

'A boy! Standing on a burning deck! I bet nobody did a risk assessment?'

Battleship Bingo Night.

Admiral in the bath.

Horatio Nelson

'Kiss me Hardy.'

John Bull Devouring the French Navy

Iron clad sailors

Sailor notices a sea mine in his foot bath.

Veteran mistakes ironclad ship for Noah's Ark

The Sinking of the Moskva