Sea Battle Enthusiast Pillows

"You can let that go till later, Harris."

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

It beached on a pile of plastic bottles, so they were able to just roll it back out.

On the brink.

Warrior Woman

Epic Battles

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

Titanic: How's my steering.

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

Says here the Navy's going to be patrolling the South China Sea. It could spark a history-changing war. Google tells me the last time a Naval conflict changed history, it was the Battle of Midway. You were alive at that time. How awesome was it to already be ancient when Midway happened? I never expected a question like that from a prepubescent stooge like you. Was it as awesome as when you saw Cleopatra lose at the Battle of Actium? I see you're bringing Google's a-game today.

"Will thee not sayeth uncle?!"

COWMIKAZES

"How much did it cost to have your ears pierced?"

'Carry on sailor, just keep swimming around the coast and stick your head up now and again.'

Captain Ahab (Ret.)

Commonly confused homonyms: Frigate and Frigate

"Today's numbers. . . seashells up one, lobsters up three, claims down one, mussels up one . . ."

"How long have you felt like a three-masted schooner?"

"With the benefit of hindsight, I’d say no, Ed, it wasn’t ‘funny’ letting him steer the boat!"

'Okay who swiped my bath toys?'

On board the MS Hepatology

'It was only a joke. I never thought they's accept me.'

'But, Mom - I am watering the garden just like you told me!'

'A boy! Standing on a burning deck! I bet nobody did a risk assessment?'

Victorian Royal Navy

Admiral in the bath.

Need tickets.

Horatio Nelson

John Bull Devouring the French Navy

Veteran mistakes ironclad ship for Noah's Ark

"I'd like to report this stowaway I discovered two weeks ago, Captain."

'A sea view would be nice-Black Sea for him,Red Sea for me!'

Aquaman on motorcycle.

Captain Thomas Coram.

'Wheeee...'