Retired Naval Officer Pillows

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

Servicemen.

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

The Dubloon Stops Here

When laundry ruled the waves.

Sailor in Car.

Naval Veterans Drinking at Greenwich Pub

'Sweet! Let's break it open and see what it is!'

In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

'Well, it wasn't my lucky day... first there was that shark and then I bimped into a bunch of beaver!'

"He wanted a heavily decorated cake for his birthday."

Ishmael's First Day on the Pequod was Full of Surprises: "A harpoon!? Don't you practice catch and release?"

Subwoofer

Family Salutes as Father Comes Home.

Kamikaze Colour

'Hardy I see no chips!'

"Captain, we've taken on strippers."

'But you're an admiral. How can you feel seasick on a waterbed?'

"This crew gets 15 miles to the pound of gruel. They're very fuel efficient."

COWMIKAZES

'How long have you operated multi-engines, sailor?'

'So, what do you want to talk about?'

"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port."

'Carry on sailor, just keep swimming around the coast and stick your head up now and again.'

"No, I said to swab the deck!"

And this one i got for properly polishing my medals.

'Walter isn't truly happy unless he's bombing some country.'

Sailor's Poker.

"I am wearying of the crew's constant repetition of the same old sea shanties."

Coup thwarting

"International trade"

"Port outbound, starboard home."