Naval Officer Pillows

Now I cannot overstress the importance of order here!

'Captain! - Captain! Trouble at the pointy bit!'

'And this one is for going into an MRI machine -- alone.'

'Silent type, eh?'

'Everybody...keep quiet and stay away from the windows - it's a Jehovah's Witness!'

"There's nothing wrong with the ship. We just got a better offer."

Lord Nelson

'I can't pretend I'm not a little disappointed.'

Drunk sailor anchored to a bar.

"Pirates!"

'FIRE A... warning shot across her bow.'

"That's not the Falklands - it's ***** Madagascar!"

'Okay who swiped my bath toys?'

"I see no ships!"

"First time shooting stars?"

"I think Ted's keel's snapped off"

'The pen is mightier than the sword, and considerably easier to write with!'

'It was only a joke. I never thought they's accept me.'

'-er,couldn't we just shake on it,Horatio?'

'Forget it! — I'm not sailing all the way back to Europe just to get you a box of crackers!'

Naval Review,1897

'You really want to quit your job on the submarine? Why, Seaman Jones? Why??'

'THINGMY ON THE PORT BOW!! You know, what's it called? Long and pointy... Very fast... TORPEDO ON THE PORT BOW!!'

Sailor and mine

'Do you hear music'

Military Branches.

'It would be a kindness to tell he HAS won his Duke of Edinburgh Award.'

'Jackson, I hear you've come up with a sensational design for a new underwater vessel.'

Horatio Nelson on deck looking through telescope.

Royal Navy Admin: A filing cabinet reads 'Rum' 'Sodomy' and 'The Lash'.

'Now blow like hell!'

"Get those decks cleaned you swabs!..."

'Uh, Captain, I think we may be off course.'

"You can let that go till later, Harris."

"Whaddya say, Black? We'll plunder the seas together. You scratch my back; I'll scratch yours."