Naval Officer Mugs

Now I cannot overstress the importance of order here!

'Captain! - Captain! Trouble at the pointy bit!'

'And this one is for going into an MRI machine -- alone.'

'Silent type, eh?'

'Everybody...keep quiet and stay away from the windows - it's a Jehovah's Witness!'

"There's nothing wrong with the ship. We just got a better offer."

Lord Nelson

'I can't pretend I'm not a little disappointed.'

Drunk sailor anchored to a bar.

"Pirates!"

'The pen is mightier than the sword, and considerably easier to write with!'

'FIRE A... warning shot across her bow.'

"I think Ted's keel's snapped off"

"I see no ships!"

'Okay who swiped my bath toys?'

"That's not the Falklands - it's ***** Madagascar!"

"You can let that go till later, Harris."

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

'Jackson, I hear you've come up with a sensational design for a new underwater vessel.'

'I think you are taking this Boatswain's mate thing a bit too seriously sailor!'

'Uh, Captain, I think we may be off course.'

Neptune

'It was only a joke. I never thought they's accept me.'

Naval Review,1897

'THINGMY ON THE PORT BOW!! You know, what's it called? Long and pointy... Very fast... TORPEDO ON THE PORT BOW!!'

Kamikaze Colour

'A tricky situation sir. The French are deploying unsinkable dressing tables!'

"She's sinking alright, Captain. Even the rats are wearing life jackets!"

Lady Hamilton, as Dido, Laments Depature of 'Aeneas', Lord Nelson.

'You really want to quit your job on the submarine? Why, Seaman Jones? Why??'

Preparing Merchant Vessels for the Blockade

"I understand you're a waterlubber."

"Whaddya say, Black? We'll plunder the seas together. You scratch my back; I'll scratch yours."

Two sailors riding in a carriage

Iron clad sailors