Navigational Officer Mugs

'I hope you realise that this could give us all a really bad name.'

Captain in a storm

Servicemen.

The Dubloon Stops Here

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

'Are we there yet?'

When laundry ruled the waves.

"Mind the whale, dear."

Sailor in Car.

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

Goldfish bowl on raft...

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

'Sweet! Let's break it open and see what it is!'

In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.

'Slip Ahoy!'

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

'Well, it wasn't my lucky day... first there was that shark and then I bimped into a bunch of beaver!'

"Touché"

'Listen Honey! Sounds like there might be a little white water close by!'

"We have a potentially serious problem accruing on the poop deck."

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

Moustached gentleman

Ishmael's First Day on the Pequod was Full of Surprises: "A harpoon!? Don't you practice catch and release?"

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

Saved...life is good!

Titanic: How's my steering.

Subwoofer

Dream On: Fish jumping into boat, whilst fisherman says 'Golly, guys! Can't you wait until I get my tackle box open?'

Family Salutes as Father Comes Home.

Kamikaze Colour

COWMIKAZES

Says here the Navy's going to be patrolling the South China Sea. It could spark a history-changing war. Google tells me the last time a Naval conflict changed history, it was the Battle of Midway. You were alive at that time. How awesome was it to already be ancient when Midway happened? I never expected a question like that from a prepubescent stooge like you. Was it as awesome as when you saw Cleopatra lose at the Battle of Actium? I see you're bringing Google's a-game today.

'Hardy I see no chips!'