Navy Personnel Mugs

Now I cannot overstress the importance of order here!

How's My Driving?

Drunk sailor anchored to a bar.

'So, what do you want to talk about?'

'It's great to get away from the rat race!'

Bulltoon: Submersibull

'You put your right foot in . . . '

"I know your rations include two limes a day, but please don't do that with them."

"Heavens! I'd better rush home. my phone may be ringing."

'It was only a joke. I never thought they's accept me.'

'THINGMY ON THE PORT BOW!! You know, what's it called? Long and pointy... Very fast... TORPEDO ON THE PORT BOW!!'

An old sailor with the directions for tying knots tattooed on his chest.

'I think you are taking this Boatswain's mate thing a bit too seriously sailor!'

'Every war game scenario I've run has you picking up the check.'

'We all love SAMANTHA'

"I don't need to see that... Any port in a storm will do."

Oh U! The German Periscoper: "Ach Himmel! Dot most be der peutiful Ben Nevis of vich ve 'ave 'eard so mooch!"

"You can't have it both ways, kid."

"Flotsam off the starboard bow, Captain."

A sailor cleaning the deck

'When did they start canning people?'

Man asks for Help from a submarine.

Failed sailor decides to end it all but the knot on his noose comes undone.

On the bridge of navy ship,a messenger says to captain-'Captain, sonor reports that the Russian chili-freighter is dumping their cargo at a frantic rate. They also report some very impressive whale flatulence...'

Seagull humour.

'Hmph! Another programme trying to grab ratings'

Periscope in the bath

USS Party Time.

'It's a military tattoo!'

WW 2 German EWE-boat.

Octopus on a Submarine

"Folsom's seasick, sir."

'You decided not to join the navy because you get seasick?'

Moskva

Submarine Ice Fishing