Navy Officers Pillows

"F**k me! I didn’t know there was an app for that!"

". . . We've been furloughed. . ."

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

Servicemen.

The Dubloon Stops Here

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

When laundry ruled the waves.

Sailor in Car.

'Sweet! Let's break it open and see what it is!'

In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

'Well, it wasn't my lucky day... first there was that shark and then I bimped into a bunch of beaver!'

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

"He wanted a heavily decorated cake for his birthday."

Ishmael's First Day on the Pequod was Full of Surprises: "A harpoon!? Don't you practice catch and release?"

Subwoofer

Family Salutes as Father Comes Home.

Kamikaze Colour

COWMIKAZES

"This crew gets 15 miles to the pound of gruel. They're very fuel efficient."

'But you're an admiral. How can you feel seasick on a waterbed?'

'Hardy I see no chips!'

"Captain, we've taken on strippers."

"According to the map, we should be nearing the North Pole, but something tells me we’ve been reading the map upside down."

'How long have you operated multi-engines, sailor?'

'So, what do you want to talk about?'

"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port."

'Carry on sailor, just keep swimming around the coast and stick your head up now and again.'

And this one i got for properly polishing my medals.

"No, I said to swab the deck!"

Coup thwarting

Sailor's Poker.

"Port outbound, starboard home."

"I am wearying of the crew's constant repetition of the same old sea shanties."