Merchant Navy Officer Pillows

'It was only a joke. I never thought they's accept me.'

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

Servicemen.

When laundry ruled the waves.

The Dubloon Stops Here

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

Sailor in Car.

In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.

'Sweet! Let's break it open and see what it is!'

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

'Well, it wasn't my lucky day... first there was that shark and then I bimped into a bunch of beaver!'

Sea weed harvest.

"He wanted a heavily decorated cake for his birthday."

Ishmael's First Day on the Pequod was Full of Surprises: "A harpoon!? Don't you practice catch and release?"

Subwoofer

Family Salutes as Father Comes Home.

Kamikaze Colour

"Captain, we've taken on strippers."

'But you're an admiral. How can you feel seasick on a waterbed?'

COWMIKAZES

'How long have you operated multi-engines, sailor?'

"According to the map, we should be nearing the North Pole, but something tells me we’ve been reading the map upside down."

"This crew gets 15 miles to the pound of gruel. They're very fuel efficient."

'Hardy I see no chips!'

'So, what do you want to talk about?'

"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port."

'Carry on sailor, just keep swimming around the coast and stick your head up now and again.'

"Richard was recently promoted to first mate."

"No, I said to swab the deck!"

"Port outbound, starboard home."

'Walter isn't truly happy unless he's bombing some country.'

Coup thwarting