Merchant Navy Officer Mugs

'It was only a joke. I never thought they's accept me.'

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

Servicemen.

When laundry ruled the waves.

The Dubloon Stops Here

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

Sailor in Car.

In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.

'Sweet! Let's break it open and see what it is!'

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

'Well, it wasn't my lucky day... first there was that shark and then I bimped into a bunch of beaver!'

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

Sea weed harvest.

"He wanted a heavily decorated cake for his birthday."

Ishmael's First Day on the Pequod was Full of Surprises: "A harpoon!? Don't you practice catch and release?"

Subwoofer

Kamikaze Colour

Family Salutes as Father Comes Home.

'How long have you operated multi-engines, sailor?'

"Captain, we've taken on strippers."

"This crew gets 15 miles to the pound of gruel. They're very fuel efficient."

COWMIKAZES

'But you're an admiral. How can you feel seasick on a waterbed?'

Says here the Navy's going to be patrolling the South China Sea. It could spark a history-changing war. Google tells me the last time a Naval conflict changed history, it was the Battle of Midway. You were alive at that time. How awesome was it to already be ancient when Midway happened? I never expected a question like that from a prepubescent stooge like you. Was it as awesome as when you saw Cleopatra lose at the Battle of Actium? I see you're bringing Google's a-game today.

"According to the map, we should be nearing the North Pole, but something tells me we’ve been reading the map upside down."

'Hardy I see no chips!'

"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port."

'So, what do you want to talk about?'

'Carry on sailor, just keep swimming around the coast and stick your head up now and again.'

Coup thwarting

And this one i got for properly polishing my medals.

"Let's see, this one is cherry flavored, I think this one is blueberry ..."

"Port outbound, starboard home."