Navy Officer Pillows

'I've been on a lot of survival training courses, but this is a tough one.'

"Deploy countermeasures, for crying out loud! Oy, you're just like your father but lazier."

'When I said attached the anchor to something heavy I didn't mean your Uncle Barry!'

'I get sea-sick, I can't swim but I rather fancy a little desk job like yours.'

Sailor in Car.

"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port."

'Before you judge the lookouts too harshly Captain, studies have shown that iceburgs DO tend to look like big, fluffy marshmallows after long sea journeys..."

'What's a gal like you doing in an ocean like this?!'

Subwoofer

Man on a mime calls for rescue

'I think we should wake the Captain!'

Family Salutes as Father Comes Home.

'Carry on sailor, just keep swimming around the coast and stick your head up now and again.'

'Wow! It even has it's own Crows Nest complete with lookout!'

'Well my anchor is bigger than your anchor!'

'I want to be the first Mountain Goat to sail the Seven Seas...'

"Actually I'm conducting a little experiment for the BBC"

Old sail ship at quay, only mast showing. 'Either the tide's out or that leak's worse'

Ask and Tell

"the Captain thinks it would be nice to have them boiled in their jackets tonight."

"Captain, we've taken on strippers."

A pilot flies a kite.

"Sir, I've been debriefed, deprogrammed and debugged. May I go home now?"

"G 8"

"Anyone know how to prepare sushi?"

"Richard was recently promoted to first mate."

“Sorry, Rick, but no thongs means no thongs.”

Anniversary of Capture of Gibraltar

'Tell Tale' - The Drawbacks of Over-Tight Ponytails

Sinbad Lincoln and the Old Man of the Sea

Unrecorded History

A Tale of the Sea

Sailors on Shore Carousing - As it will be when the grog is stopped.

"Rising sea levels."

Sailor's Poker.