Navy Officer Prints

'I've been on a lot of survival training courses, but this is a tough one.'

"Deploy countermeasures, for crying out loud! Oy, you're just like your father but lazier."

"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port."

Sailor in Car.

'When I said attached the anchor to something heavy I didn't mean your Uncle Barry!'

'I get sea-sick, I can't swim but I rather fancy a little desk job like yours.'

Subwoofer

'What's a gal like you doing in an ocean like this?!'

'Before you judge the lookouts too harshly Captain, studies have shown that iceburgs DO tend to look like big, fluffy marshmallows after long sea journeys..."

Family Salutes as Father Comes Home.

'But son, we've always been a marine family.'

'I think we should wake the Captain!'

Man on a mime calls for rescue

'Carry on sailor, just keep swimming around the coast and stick your head up now and again.'

Old sail ship at quay, only mast showing. 'Either the tide's out or that leak's worse'

Ask and Tell

'Well my anchor is bigger than your anchor!'

'Wow! It even has it's own Crows Nest complete with lookout!'

'I want to be the first Mountain Goat to sail the Seven Seas...'

"Actually I'm conducting a little experiment for the BBC"

"the Captain thinks it would be nice to have them boiled in their jackets tonight."

"Sir, I've been debriefed, deprogrammed and debugged. May I go home now?"

"G 8"

"Richard was recently promoted to first mate."

Trident and the Tunnel of Love

'Tell Tale' - The Drawbacks of Over-Tight Ponytails

Sinbad Lincoln and the Old Man of the Sea

A Crown of Red Poppies

'Walter isn't truly happy unless he's bombing some country.'

Unrecorded History

Battleship Bingo Night.

'Actually - it was the girl in every port bit that swung it!'

'We're just about to hit rock bottom!'

A Tale of the Sea

Robin on Santa's shoulder