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'I'm coping.'

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

"A whack, whack here. A whack, whack there. Here a whack, there a whack. Everywhere a whack, whack."

He loves the water.

Mobsters at the Beach

'Sure, we pay them for protection but there are unexpected bonuses: nobody can tenderise veel like Luigi or slice beef as fine as Vinny.'

'Mark Antony addreses the mob'

'Try to think of this as a learning experience.'

Notorious gangsters, Bunny and Clyde.

'This is a personal insult to me and my family. Paulie, word is you regifted that horse's head I gave you last month. . .'

Mafia Family Life: 'I'm sorry dear - but I had to bring some work home!'

Gangsta wrap.

'Every time you lose an argument, you put a horse's head on my side of the bed!'

"Daddy, can I have a pony killed?"

"Sorry, Boss, I thought you wanted me to make it look like an accident."

'Lewis and Cabrini.'

'Did you get the hit man Frankie?'

Mobster Dogs Burying Bones

"Did you remember to whack the cat?"

"Don't worry, boss, he ain't gonna be takin' his shoes off on an airplane no more."

'I want you to 'take him for a walk.''

Parachuting with Concrete Shoes

The Clown Hit

'You've not been involved with money laundering before have you Joe!'

"Of course I got rid of him...in my own way."

Jonathan Bugsy Seagull

'Relax... When I said, your husband's swimming with the fishes. I merely meant that he's gone SCUBA diving with the boss.'

"I'll have the roasted chicken. Make it look like an accident."

"I'm a changed man, Lou - I'm wearing a wire AND a fitbit."

"He was a top boy - he could light up a room just by setting fire to it."

'When did mum stop just sending us to our room?'

"Who, Big Sal? Sure, we were in cahoots years ago, but we fell out of cahoots."

"Whack him. And if you can't whack him, redact him."

'Sorry Rocko, you know how it works. Step on a crack, break your mother's back.'

Mario's Family Portraits.