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'The Raffia Mafia.'

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

"A whack, whack here. A whack, whack there. Here a whack, there a whack. Everywhere a whack, whack."

Mobsters at the Beach

'Mark Antony addreses the mob'

'This is a personal insult to me and my family. Paulie, word is you regifted that horse's head I gave you last month. . .'

Notorious gangsters, Bunny and Clyde.

Mafia Family Life: 'I'm sorry dear - but I had to bring some work home!'

"Daddy, can I have a pony killed?"

Gangsta wrap.

'Every time you lose an argument, you put a horse's head on my side of the bed!'

The Clown Hit

'Lewis and Cabrini.'

'I want you to 'take him for a walk.''

"Did you remember to whack the cat?"

'Did you get the hit man Frankie?'

'I'm referring you to a specialist who isn't as afraid to die as I am.'

Parachuting with Concrete Shoes

Mobster Dogs Burying Bones

"Don't worry, boss, he ain't gonna be takin' his shoes off on an airplane no more."

'You've not been involved with money laundering before have you Joe!'

'Who turned up the thermostat?'

Jonathan Bugsy Seagull

"Of course I got rid of him...in my own way."

'Relax... When I said, your husband's swimming with the fishes. I merely meant that he's gone SCUBA diving with the boss.'

"Who, Big Sal? Sure, we were in cahoots years ago, but we fell out of cahoots."

"Whack him. And if you can't whack him, redact him."

'When did mum stop just sending us to our room?'

"I'll have the roasted chicken. Make it look like an accident."

'Sorry Rocko, you know how it works. Step on a crack, break your mother's back.'

"I'm a changed man, Lou - I'm wearing a wire AND a fitbit."