Mobster Weaver Gifts

'The Raffia Mafia.'

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

'Of all the nerve!...Making us sit through the whole of their Bayeux Tapestries!!'

"A whack, whack here. A whack, whack there. Here a whack, there a whack. Everywhere a whack, whack."

He loves the water.

Mobsters at the Beach

'Sure, we pay them for protection but there are unexpected bonuses: nobody can tenderise veel like Luigi or slice beef as fine as Vinny.'

'Mark Antony addreses the mob'

Notorious gangsters, Bunny and Clyde.

'This is a personal insult to me and my family. Paulie, word is you regifted that horse's head I gave you last month. . .'

Mafia Family Life: 'I'm sorry dear - but I had to bring some work home!'

"Daddy, can I have a pony killed?"

Gangsta wrap.

'Every time you lose an argument, you put a horse's head on my side of the bed!'

'I'm referring you to a specialist who isn't as afraid to die as I am.'

'Did you get the hit man Frankie?'

"Sorry, Boss, I thought you wanted me to make it look like an accident."

'Lewis and Cabrini.'

"Don't worry, boss, he ain't gonna be takin' his shoes off on an airplane no more."

Parachuting with Concrete Shoes

Mobster Dogs Burying Bones

'I want you to 'take him for a walk.''

"Did you remember to whack the cat?"

The Clown Hit

'You've not been involved with money laundering before have you Joe!'

'Who turned up the thermostat?'

"Of course I got rid of him...in my own way."

'Relax... When I said, your husband's swimming with the fishes. I merely meant that he's gone SCUBA diving with the boss.'

Jonathan Bugsy Seagull

Mario's Family Portraits.

"He was a top boy - he could light up a room just by setting fire to it."

"Who, Big Sal? Sure, we were in cahoots years ago, but we fell out of cahoots."

"I'm a changed man, Lou - I'm wearing a wire AND a fitbit."

"I'll have the roasted chicken. Make it look like an accident."

'When did mum stop just sending us to our room?'