Mobster Motif Lover Gifts

Gangsta wrap.

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

"A whack, whack here. A whack, whack there. Here a whack, there a whack. Everywhere a whack, whack."

Mobsters at the Beach

He loves the water.

'Mark Antony addreses the mob'

Notorious gangsters, Bunny and Clyde.

'This is a personal insult to me and my family. Paulie, word is you regifted that horse's head I gave you last month. . .'

Mafia Family Life: 'I'm sorry dear - but I had to bring some work home!'

'Every time you lose an argument, you put a horse's head on my side of the bed!'

"Daddy, can I have a pony killed?"

'Did you get the hit man Frankie?'

"Sorry, Boss, I thought you wanted me to make it look like an accident."

'Lewis and Cabrini.'

"Don't worry, boss, he ain't gonna be takin' his shoes off on an airplane no more."

Parachuting with Concrete Shoes

Mobster Dogs Burying Bones

'I want you to 'take him for a walk.''

"Did you remember to whack the cat?"

The Clown Hit

'You've not been involved with money laundering before have you Joe!'

"Of course I got rid of him...in my own way."

'Relax... When I said, your husband's swimming with the fishes. I merely meant that he's gone SCUBA diving with the boss.'

Jonathan Bugsy Seagull

"He was a top boy - he could light up a room just by setting fire to it."

"Who, Big Sal? Sure, we were in cahoots years ago, but we fell out of cahoots."

Mario's Family Portraits.

'Sorry Rocko, you know how it works. Step on a crack, break your mother's back.'

"I'm a changed man, Lou - I'm wearing a wire AND a fitbit."

"I'll have the roasted chicken. Make it look like an accident."

"Whack him. And if you can't whack him, redact him."

'When did mum stop just sending us to our room?'

'My meeting is running a little late, Marge. Can you reheat dinner when I get home?'

"It's all about the freezer storage space for Vinny."

The Dark Side of the Lone Ranger