Ex-mobster Gifts

'I'm coping.'

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

"A whack, whack here. A whack, whack there. Here a whack, there a whack. Everywhere a whack, whack."

Mobsters at the Beach

'Mark Antony addreses the mob'

'Try to think of this as a learning experience.'

'This is a personal insult to me and my family. Paulie, word is you regifted that horse's head I gave you last month. . .'

Mafia Family Life: 'I'm sorry dear - but I had to bring some work home!'

Notorious gangsters, Bunny and Clyde.

Gangsta wrap.

"Daddy, can I have a pony killed?"

'Every time you lose an argument, you put a horse's head on my side of the bed!'

'Did you get the hit man Frankie?'

Parachuting with Concrete Shoes

"Did you remember to whack the cat?"

"Don't worry, boss, he ain't gonna be takin' his shoes off on an airplane no more."

The Clown Hit

'Lewis and Cabrini.'

'I want you to 'take him for a walk.''

Mobster Dogs Burying Bones

'You've not been involved with money laundering before have you Joe!'

'Relax... When I said, your husband's swimming with the fishes. I merely meant that he's gone SCUBA diving with the boss.'

Jonathan Bugsy Seagull

"Of course I got rid of him...in my own way."

"I'll have the roasted chicken. Make it look like an accident."

"I'm a changed man, Lou - I'm wearing a wire AND a fitbit."

Mario's Family Portraits.

"Who, Big Sal? Sure, we were in cahoots years ago, but we fell out of cahoots."

"Whack him. And if you can't whack him, redact him."

'When did mum stop just sending us to our room?'

'Sorry Rocko, you know how it works. Step on a crack, break your mother's back.'

"Why do they always do that with the concrete? The feet are the best part."