Mobsters Gifts

Hygiene

"Don't worry, boss, he ain't gonna be takin' his shoes off on an airplane no more."

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

"A whack, whack here. A whack, whack there. Here a whack, there a whack. Everywhere a whack, whack."

He loves the water.

Mobsters at the Beach

'Mark Antony addreses the mob'

'Try to think of this as a learning experience.'

'This is a personal insult to me and my family. Paulie, word is you regifted that horse's head I gave you last month. . .'

Notorious gangsters, Bunny and Clyde.

Mafia Family Life: 'I'm sorry dear - but I had to bring some work home!'

Gangsta wrap.

'Every time you lose an argument, you put a horse's head on my side of the bed!'

"Daddy, can I have a pony killed?"

The Clown Hit

'Did you get the hit man Frankie?'

"Did you remember to whack the cat?"

"Sorry, Boss, I thought you wanted me to make it look like an accident."

'Lewis and Cabrini.'

Mobster Dogs Burying Bones

Parachuting with Concrete Shoes

'I want you to 'take him for a walk.''

'You've not been involved with money laundering before have you Joe!'

'Relax... When I said, your husband's swimming with the fishes. I merely meant that he's gone SCUBA diving with the boss.'

Jonathan Bugsy Seagull

"Of course I got rid of him...in my own way."

Mario's Family Portraits.

'Sorry Rocko, you know how it works. Step on a crack, break your mother's back.'

"I'll have the roasted chicken. Make it look like an accident."

'When did mum stop just sending us to our room?'

"Whack him. And if you can't whack him, redact him."

"I'm a changed man, Lou - I'm wearing a wire AND a fitbit."

"He was a top boy - he could light up a room just by setting fire to it."

"Who, Big Sal? Sure, we were in cahoots years ago, but we fell out of cahoots."

"It's all about the freezer storage space for Vinny."