Supermarket Warrior Gifts

"We made a bit of a mess in Aisle 2."

Aggressive grocery shopping

Wide Aisle, wide customer.

Super express lane for working mothers only!

Weekly Shop

"Of course I put a coin in - just put your backs into it!"

"Oh great! It's the Coupocalypse."

They loved the presentation on competing in the marketplace.

Changing Room Decisions

"I know I should have gotten a cart, but I can't give up now."

Where there's a Mall--There's a Way.

'The difference between the sexes...First Contact...'

Biker chopper shopper

"Returns"

'Hold my purse. I'm going in only to complain.'

"Ooh look, the high street's evolved to survive!"

Sold It All.

Large Very Fresh Eggs

Supermarket 'Men, temporary lobotomy patch'

"Scan my own items, bag my own food? If I wanted to work here, I'd fill out an application!"

"One day, this will all be yours. But right now, I need you down in the warehouse."

Crazy Ed's Warehouse - body in freezer - "Nobody beats our prices and gets away with it."

"Tenth circle. Ladies' shoes."

"By the time I've read all the nutrition and ingredients information I've lost my appetite!"

"Ordering groceries online can be unpredictable."

'I just asked if you were finding everything alright. I never said I worked here.'

"While we do appreciate your diligence... It's not the store's policy to shoot shoplifters!"

"Any chance of some credit?"

'No, I'm NOT break dancing.'

Till malfunction

'Let's shop faster. I need the exercise.'

"They're considering order-fulfillment as a new Olympic sport."

"Today is catch-your-own day."

'And I got this scar when I got in a crush of plump women rushing to buy Leviathongs at the mall sale...'

"Mind wiping that scanner first? There's no telling whose stuff has been dragged over it."