Mini Pirate Captain Gifts

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

Remote control pirate bully

"Don't be embarrassed. Most heroic archetypes your age have lost the ability to swashbuckle."

Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."

For some reason, "The Road Less Travelled" GPS package never really caught on...

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

Pirate

Pirate

A spa bath at Mapledurham.

Remote Control Pirate Ship.

Fishing for Litter

real enjoyment

No Shoes, No Service.

The Old Man and the Noodle.

"Large destroyer on the horizon, captain."

"Let's just say your booty isn't quite as valuable as it was!"

Pirate

Two children in a park; one playing with an R/C sailboat and the other playing with a drone

"Land ahoy!"

"Well, I did say we'd be taking boat out."

Little girl playing pirates with her dog.

Ruth from Pirates of Penzance

'Thanks for the super pirate ship, Mum.'

"It's fun, I guess. . . It's just not what I pictured when you asked if I wanted to go boating!"

'That's the box your presents came in.'

'I don't know Melissa, you said a bb gun was more dangerous!'

'...I told you that you can't christen a toy boat!'

Latch Hook...

Bill Gates - sinking boat in the bathtub.

'I think you were supposed to wait a while after drinking it.'

Beaver eaten pirate's leg.

'We finally got the bugger!'