Toy Ship Captains Gifts

"Land ahoy!"

Remote control pirate bully

Sailor in Car.

For some reason, "The Road Less Travelled" GPS package never really caught on...

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

A massive ship pulls in in Central Park.

Captain steering house through flood.

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

Sea weed harvest.

'Not while I'm driving the boat, Marge, please,'

Remote controlled car on a boat.

"The boys at Jack's Bait & Tackle will never believe this one!"

Lighthouse Beam.

Frontispiece to 'Dombey and Son'

'Just in case there is an accident.'

Lifesaver!

Ship upsidedown in a bottle has rescue boat in bottle next to it.

"There's always a period of adjustment whenever you hire a new crew."

'it's the last bite that worries me.'

'May I speak to you alone, Cap'n?'

"Are there any extra crew on board? He still looks hungry."

"With the benefit of hindsight, I’d say no, Ed, it wasn’t ‘funny’ letting him steer the boat!"

'I heard that the new captain was raised on a farm.'

Distractions.

"No, I said to swab the deck!"

Lighthouse powered by batteries.

"Well, we've learned that passengers will mutiny if they are served meatloaf two days in a row... Even if you do call it the South Sea Surprise on the second day!"

'If we took the boat out, it might get dirty or scratched. Can't we sit here for the next several hours and talk about why you accused me of being paranoid?'

Romance on the Yacht

"According to the charts, it should be clear sailing after this."

"I forget who, but he's somebody's kid."

Lighthouse attracts ships like moths

Dead Men Tell No Tales.

Raft with a 'Caution Wet!' sign.