Toy Ship Captains Gifts

"Land ahoy!"

Remote control pirate bully

Sailor in Car.

For some reason, "The Road Less Travelled" GPS package never really caught on...

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

A massive ship pulls in in Central Park.

Captain steering house through flood.

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

Sea weed harvest.

Remote controlled car on a boat.

Frontispiece to 'Dombey and Son'

Lighthouse Beam.

'Not while I'm driving the boat, Marge, please,'

"The boys at Jack's Bait & Tackle will never believe this one!"

'Just in case there is an accident.'

Lifesaver!

Ship upsidedown in a bottle has rescue boat in bottle next to it.

"There's always a period of adjustment whenever you hire a new crew."

'May I speak to you alone, Cap'n?'

'it's the last bite that worries me.'

Romance on the Yacht

'If we took the boat out, it might get dirty or scratched. Can't we sit here for the next several hours and talk about why you accused me of being paranoid?'

"Well, we've learned that passengers will mutiny if they are served meatloaf two days in a row... Even if you do call it the South Sea Surprise on the second day!"

"With the benefit of hindsight, I’d say no, Ed, it wasn’t ‘funny’ letting him steer the boat!"

'I heard that the new captain was raised on a farm.'

"Are there any extra crew on board? He still looks hungry."

"No, I said to swab the deck!"

Distractions.

The grim reaper racing a lifeboat to reach a drowning man

Lighthouse powered by batteries.

"According to the charts, it should be clear sailing after this."

Using a speedboat to retrieve ducks seemed like a good idea to Duke at the time.

Dead Men Tell No Tales.

Suez Canal Curse

Lighthouse attracts ships like moths