Toy Captain Gifts

"Large destroyer on the horizon, captain."

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

Remote control pirate bully

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

For some reason, "The Road Less Travelled" GPS package never really caught on...

"Hey, dad. We wanna play army before we go to bed. Can we have our toy medals back?"

'Off hand I'd say she needs re-stuffing.'

'Just in case there is an accident.'

'You can fill your teddy bear with stuffing or with a demonic spirit summoned from the nether regions.'

Model Nato Afghanistan Army

"Ramming Speed!"

Submarine Hunter.

'Please tell me it shoots laser beams out of its eyes.'

Admiral in the bath.

Sportknitting

'You expect me to play with educational toys during SUMMER VACATION?'

Cloning...Oops! Oxelot.

Someone's always fooling around with my toys phobia.

Clockwork Toys.

"Where'd you find it, dad?"

'This is my toughest soldier -- He's been through Mom's vacuum cleaner eight times!'

Once a pirate always a pirate!

"Well, I did say we'd be taking boat out."

'Let's get busy with the snow-woman. Here's Daddy with the snow.'

"Land ahoy!"

"I hear you're having trouble keeping up with the rest of your platoon. What seems to be the problem, private?"

Soap Recovery Ship

"Okay! I'm letting go! Just stay straight! Do not get hurt! Your mother will never forgive me!!"

"Spinning, reefing, tacking...they sound like a dress making circle."

"Do your folks know you're into guns?"

Navy games.

"It's fun, I guess. . . It's just not what I pictured when you asked if I wanted to go boating!"

Enlist now! K-9 Corps...'You're a cat!'

Trading Standards man entering 'Toys r sus'

Bill Gates - sinking boat in the bathtub.