Car Captain Gifts

For some reason, "The Road Less Travelled" GPS package never really caught on...

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

Captain in a storm

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

A massive ship pulls in in Central Park.

'It's my company, I'll decide whether I want to go to the partner's meeting or not.'

Captain steering house through flood.

"Sorry, Rick, but no thongs means no thongs."

'Well, it wasn't my lucky day... first there was that shark and then I bimped into a bunch of beaver!'

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

Welsh airport arrivals.

Sea weed harvest.

'I like to greet the new team members myself.'

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

Remote controlled car on a boat.

Lighthouse Beam.

"The boys at Jack's Bait & Tackle will never believe this one!"

'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'

'Not while I'm driving the boat, Marge, please,'

Frontispiece to 'Dombey and Son'

I drive, therefore I am.

Lifesaver!

"This crew gets 15 miles to the pound of gruel. They're very fuel efficient."

Ship upsidedown in a bottle has rescue boat in bottle next to it.

"Awwwk! Mutiny is a go! Pass it on! Awwk!"

Woman as a beacon and guide of the family

"The Captain really, really hates losing at shuffleboard."

"There's always a period of adjustment whenever you hire a new crew."

It became increasingly difficult for the captain to reward his crew and still maintain his ferocious reputation.

"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port."

'it's the last bite that worries me.'

'May I speak to you alone, Cap'n?'

Captain Ahab (Ret.)

Distractions.