Captains Gifts

"Sometimes it sucks to be the Captain."

Profound cogitation of Captain Cuttle

'You dunderheaded swab, I said find me any empty Galleon.'

Captain in a storm

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

For some reason, "The Road Less Travelled" GPS package never really caught on...

"'Meetingpalooza' sounded better in the brochure."

A massive ship pulls in in Central Park.

Captain steering house through flood.

'It's my company, I'll decide whether I want to go to the partner's meeting or not.'

"Sorry, Rick, but no thongs means no thongs."

'Well, it wasn't my lucky day... first there was that shark and then I bimped into a bunch of beaver!'

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

Welsh airport arrivals.

Sea weed harvest.

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

"The boys at Jack's Bait & Tackle will never believe this one!"

'I like to greet the new team members myself.'

'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'

Frontispiece to 'Dombey and Son'

Lighthouse Beam.

'Not while I'm driving the boat, Marge, please,'

Lifesaver!

"Awwwk! Mutiny is a go! Pass it on! Awwk!"

"The Captain really, really hates losing at shuffleboard."

Ship upsidedown in a bottle has rescue boat in bottle next to it.

"This crew gets 15 miles to the pound of gruel. They're very fuel efficient."

Basic training w/ GI Joe, Rambo, Bruce Lee, etc.

Internet Cafe.

"There's always a period of adjustment whenever you hire a new crew."

It became increasingly difficult for the captain to reward his crew and still maintain his ferocious reputation.

"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port."

'it's the last bite that worries me.'

'May I speak to you alone, Cap'n?'

Captain Ahab (Ret.)