Diy Captain Gifts

Once a pirate always a pirate!

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

"Something went wrong after you inserted tab A into slot B."

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

The Lion, the witch and the flat-pack self-assembly wardrobe: lion and witch putting a wardrobe together.

"It's my home grown quail call. Quail don't come when I blow it, but cows sure do."

'Sure you won 'Contractor of the Decade' five times, McWit, but what have you done lately?'

"So, how did the audition go?" "Great! I really nailed it."

A crab with a utility knife claw

Heloise's Helpful Hints for Homebound

"Have you been fiddling with the cuckoo clock again, Tony?"

'Hello, Robinson Crusoe here, I'd like my kitchen finished by Friday.'

Pea green

Face Painting.

"OK, now I want everybody to put their hands together and make something with tools!"

Sportknitting

Why you should never leave a sander alone in a locked room.

'I know it's hard to believe, but before this, I'd never built a thing!'

Shelf on an elf

Robinson Crusoe - Working on his Boat

Well paid job

"Yes, Mr. Willis, it's definitely rising damp."

Man painting the ceiling with the help of an umbrella.

"Large destroyer on the horizon, captain."

'Another DIY enthusiast methinks...'

"Do you want to try and put the air conditioner in together or stay married?"

'Dad, I didn't know you were into sculpture.'

'Pardon the dust. We're remodeling.'

'Just how much time do you intend spending in this new tool shed of yours?'

'Instead of being stranded on this island for the next 10 years, I used my pocket knife to build a boat out of palm trees. I told you my woodworking skills would pay off.'