Diy Captain Gifts

Once a pirate always a pirate!

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

Cut out and keep your own Frank Sinatra.

"Something went wrong after you inserted tab A into slot B."

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

The Lion, the witch and the flat-pack self-assembly wardrobe: lion and witch putting a wardrobe together.

"It's my home grown quail call. Quail don't come when I blow it, but cows sure do."

'Sure you won 'Contractor of the Decade' five times, McWit, but what have you done lately?'

"So, how did the audition go?" "Great! I really nailed it."

A crab with a utility knife claw

Heloise's Helpful Hints for Homebound

Big boys' toys-r-us

"Have you been fiddling with the cuckoo clock again, Tony?"

Pea green

'Hello, Robinson Crusoe here, I'd like my kitchen finished by Friday.'

Face Painting.

"You see? You gotta turn it counter-clockwise."

"OK, now I want everybody to put their hands together and make something with tools!"

Why you should never leave a sander alone in a locked room.

Sportknitting

'I know it's hard to believe, but before this, I'd never built a thing!'

Robinson Crusoe - Working on his Boat

"Mijo, I'm very proud of you... How hard you work at your school and your job. I think it's time you get your dream car."

Well paid job

Shelf on an elf

"Yes, Mr. Willis, it's definitely rising damp."

'Dad, I didn't know you were into sculpture.'

Man painting the ceiling with the help of an umbrella.

'Another DIY enthusiast methinks...'

Patent Office. It's a global positioning system adapted to find the TV remote!

"Do you want to try and put the air conditioner in together or stay married?"

"Large destroyer on the horizon, captain."

'Pardon the dust. We're remodeling.'

'I made it myself.' 'Tell me about it.'