Prosthetic Pirate Crew Pillows

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

"Shred the plank."

'May I speak to you alone, Cap'n?'

Pirate captain: 'I'm so embarrassed! I walked around all day with my swash unbuckled!'

Remote Control Pirate Ship.

Pirate

'It's all just an unfortunate misunderstanding, Your Honor, it was 'Talk Like a Pirate' day, and,,,,'

Fishing for Litter

'Whoops. There goes one of my prostheses.'

Prosthetic snake.

No Shoes, No Service.

'If we had any guts we'd get out of here!'

'Jack?! Long time no see! Gimme a high five!'

Big Mouthed Boat about to swallow fish swallowing fish and so on.

"Let's just say your booty isn't quite as valuable as it was!"

'Why do people always assume I download my music illegally?'

T-Rex Prosthetic Arm

Trapeze fall - Prosthetic arms.

'You're not smiling, Stan. I guess my credit is a horror story.'

'I bought my peg - leg from a gypsy.'

'He's going to walk the plank. The least we can do is let him stretch his quads first.'

Ruth from Pirates of Penzance

'I got tired of trying to get it into one of those tiny bottles.'

Pirate and His Peg Legs.

Practical pirate.

"A plaster on yer knee, not much of a pirate, are we?"

Assorted Arms Vending Machine: Insert Money and Select.

Injured Veteran

'I don't know Melissa, you said a bb gun was more dangerous!'

'That's the box your presents came in.'

'Pepper, anyone?'