Make-believe Pirate Pillows

Pirate

Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."

"Any idea how long your family might be visiting?"

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

Pirate

'Why is the guitarist doing a Jack Sparrow impression?'

'Captain, we're going to have to ask you to stop spiking the ball.'

'May I speak to you alone, Cap'n?'

Remote Control Pirate Ship.

Pirate captain: 'I'm so embarrassed! I walked around all day with my swash unbuckled!'

'It's all just an unfortunate misunderstanding, Your Honor, it was 'Talk Like a Pirate' day, and,,,,'

Play the Trick or Treat Game!

Fishing for Litter

'If you only learn one thing while you're here kid, remember, the cherry filled ones are mine!'

'Now open wide and say 'arrrrrrrrr Jim Lad'!'

Yard Sale. It could be we're pillaging too much.

No Shoes, No Service.

'This guy is recording our singing, but I can't see us getting royalties any time soon...'

"Let's just say your booty isn't quite as valuable as it was!"

Doctor telling pirate he has termites in his wooden leg.

Pirate

'Wow! It even has it's own Crows Nest complete with lookout!'

Little girl playing pirates with her dog.

It has the capabilities of a smartphone. I call it the "iPatch"!

"Well, I did say we'd be taking boat out."

Crow's nest has scarecrow.

'He's going to walk the plank. The least we can do is let him stretch his quads first.'

'Son, as I can see it, your career prospects as a pirate seem to be... hm...limited!'

"A plaster on yer knee, not much of a pirate, are we?"

Practical pirate.

Talk like a pirate accountant day.

'Fire another broadside ... and take Mrs. Kepelman some lotion.'

'I don't know Melissa, you said a bb gun was more dangerous!'

I spy with my little eye, something black again. Daaad.

'I'm prescribing a patch. It won't cure you but you'll have fun talking like a pirate.'