Make-believe Pirate Pillows

Pirate

Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."

"Any idea how long your family might be visiting?"

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

Pirate

'May I speak to you alone, Cap'n?'

Remote Control Pirate Ship.

Pirate captain: 'I'm so embarrassed! I walked around all day with my swash unbuckled!'

Play the Trick or Treat Game!

'It's all just an unfortunate misunderstanding, Your Honor, it was 'Talk Like a Pirate' day, and,,,,'

Fishing for Litter

'If you only learn one thing while you're here kid, remember, the cherry filled ones are mine!'

No Shoes, No Service.

'This guy is recording our singing, but I can't see us getting royalties any time soon...'

"Let's just say your booty isn't quite as valuable as it was!"

Pirate

Doctor telling pirate he has termites in his wooden leg.

'Wow! It even has it's own Crows Nest complete with lookout!'

"Well, I did say we'd be taking boat out."

Crow's nest has scarecrow.

Little girl playing pirates with her dog.

'He's going to walk the plank. The least we can do is let him stretch his quads first.'

'Son, as I can see it, your career prospects as a pirate seem to be... hm...limited!'

"A plaster on yer knee, not much of a pirate, are we?"

Practical pirate.

Talk like a pirate accountant day.

'Fire another broadside ... and take Mrs. Kepelman some lotion.'

'I don't know Melissa, you said a bb gun was more dangerous!'

'I'm prescribing a patch. It won't cure you but you'll have fun talking like a pirate.'

Beaver eaten pirate's leg.