Pirate Crafter Pillows

"Don't be embarrassed. Most heroic archetypes your age have lost the ability to swashbuckle."

"Any idea how long your family might be visiting?"

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

"Sorry, Rick, but no thongs means no thongs."

A potter paints a barcode on a pot.

'If you only learn one thing while you're here kid, remember, the cherry filled ones are mine!'

"Remedial Karate"

'All right, who sewed in the disposable diaper?'

Sportknitting

Cross-country knitting.

"Thanks for the super pirate ship, Mum."

No Shoes, No Service.

'Oh no, he's only the Health and Safety Officer.'

"Let's just say your booty isn't quite as valuable as it was!"

Boating trip

Pirate

'Wow! It even has it's own Crows Nest complete with lookout!'

Little girl playing pirates with her dog.

'The Raffia Mafia.'

God Knitting a Sheep

"Should we tell the captain about that approaching enemy ship?"

"It would be a shame if they surrendered before we had a chance to shoot this."

'Thanks for the super pirate ship, Mum.'

Talk like a pirate accountant day.

'That's the box your presents came in.'

Blacksmith heart

"Acne"

"We'll have you back on your crutch in no time, Captain."

Beaver eaten pirate's leg.

Pirate Eye Test

'That's what happens when you bite your nails.'