Pirate Fashionista Pillows

"Sorry, Rick, but no thongs means no thongs."

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

"Is this the best investment strategy you could come up with?"

Haute Suture

"I was almost that last year."

Useless add-ons.

These species are only living off the coast of Southern California!

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

Dog wears t-shirt: 'The Duck Stops Here'

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

"Actually, I used them as collateral for a loan."

Why would a dog wear a hat?

'Do you have anything a little longer in the leg ?'

'He's been there ever since he ate the parrot!'

Cats on the couch.

"Oooooh....a western wear dog cone. Sexy!"

"There she be, lads, the special economic zone!"

"We should start wearing masks."

Street Organ - Monkey

"I find parrots have a tendency to fly away"

'...the storm raged and the doctor got drunk to steady his nerves..'

'They're right.polorized sunglasses do help you see better underwater.'

"But the real treasure is spending time with friends."

"I travel Prada whenever I can."

"Somehow, some way, we have to guide these people back to reality!"

"I love this ghost costume because it covers this costume. I remove it and go back for seconds!"

Knight walking a dog.

Rats deserting a sinking ship

"Not more sleeve alterations?!"