Pirate Fashionista Gifts

"Sorry, Rick, but no thongs means no thongs."

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

'Teenagers!'

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

"Is this the best investment strategy you could come up with?"

"I was almost that last year."

Haute Suture

These species are only living off the coast of Southern California!

Useless add-ons.

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

Dog wears t-shirt: 'The Duck Stops Here'

"Actually, I used them as collateral for a loan."

Why would a dog wear a hat?

tRUMp, Pirate President

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

'Do you have anything a little longer in the leg ?'

'He's been there ever since he ate the parrot!'

"Oooooh....a western wear dog cone. Sexy!"

Cats on the couch.

'I am SO getting my ass kicked at the dog park.'

"There she be, lads, the special economic zone!"

'...the storm raged and the doctor got drunk to steady his nerves..'

'They're right.polorized sunglasses do help you see better underwater.'

"But the real treasure is spending time with friends."

Street Organ - Monkey

"We should start wearing masks."

"I find parrots have a tendency to fly away"

"I travel Prada whenever I can."

"Somehow, some way, we have to guide these people back to reality!"

'Captain, we're going to have to ask you to stop spiking the ball.'

"I love this ghost costume because it covers this costume. I remove it and go back for seconds!"

"Not more sleeve alterations?!"

Knight walking a dog.