Penguin Fashionista Gifts

'I wanted a change from a tuxedo'

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

"Will you be taking these home or chewing them right here?"

Haute Suture

"I was almost that last year."

'Don't be embarrassed by your anti-barking collar, implanted tracking chip, and GPS device. Just think of them as fashion accessories.'

Dog Dressed to Eat

'Why Sally, you look so fetching with that stick!'

Useless add-ons.

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

"Sorry, Rick, but no thongs means no thongs."

"The bad news is that I backed into a fan. The good news is my owner's a plumber."

Dog wears t-shirt: 'The Duck Stops Here'

'Do you have anything a little longer in the leg ?'

"Oooooh....a western wear dog cone. Sexy!"

Why would a dog wear a hat?

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

"Well, if she didn't insist on giving me this stupid look, she wouldn't need to buy me coats in winter..."

Mrs Sutherland and her American Hairless Terrier.

'I think he got embarrassed because of the sweater. . . Another dog started laughing. I told him it was just wheezing, but he wasn't buying it.'

'I am SO getting my ass kicked at the dog park.'

Street Organ - Monkey

"We should start wearing masks."

"I travel Prada whenever I can."

'They're right.polorized sunglasses do help you see better underwater.'

"Somehow, some way, we have to guide these people back to reality!"

Puss in Heels

Woman Curls Her Dog.

"C'mon already...that lipstick really isn't my shade."

Hair of the dog spots: christmas jumper

Knight walking a dog.

Skinhead guppy.