Penguin Fashionista T-Shirts

'I wanted a change from a tuxedo'

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

"Will you be taking these home or chewing them right here?"

Haute Suture

"I was almost that last year."

Dog Dressed to Eat

Useless add-ons.

'Don't be embarrassed by your anti-barking collar, implanted tracking chip, and GPS device. Just think of them as fashion accessories.'

'Why Sally, you look so fetching with that stick!'

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

"The bad news is that I backed into a fan. The good news is my owner's a plumber."

"Sorry, Rick, but no thongs means no thongs."

Dog wears t-shirt: 'The Duck Stops Here'

Why would a dog wear a hat?

"Oooooh....a western wear dog cone. Sexy!"

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

Mrs Sutherland and her American Hairless Terrier.

"Well, if she didn't insist on giving me this stupid look, she wouldn't need to buy me coats in winter..."

'Do you have anything a little longer in the leg ?'

'I think he got embarrassed because of the sweater. . . Another dog started laughing. I told him it was just wheezing, but he wasn't buying it.'

"We should start wearing masks."

Street Organ - Monkey

"I travel Prada whenever I can."

'They're right.polorized sunglasses do help you see better underwater.'

"Somehow, some way, we have to guide these people back to reality!"

Hair of the dog spots: christmas jumper

Knight walking a dog.

Puss in Heels

"C'mon already...that lipstick really isn't my shade."

Woman Curls Her Dog.

"We've known each other for years Bob, and this grooming style suited you when you were young, but it's time to let it go!"

'He doesn't seem to like my haircut.'