Fashionista Pooch Gifts

"Oooooh....a western wear dog cone. Sexy!"

'Of course they're real diamonds! It's a designer coat: She wants me to match her purse...'

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

"Will you be taking these home or chewing them right here?"

Cat Tie

Haute Suture

"I was almost that last year."

'Don't be embarrassed by your anti-barking collar, implanted tracking chip, and GPS device. Just think of them as fashion accessories.'

Useless add-ons.

'Why Sally, you look so fetching with that stick!'

Dog Dressed to Eat

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

"The bad news is that I backed into a fan. The good news is my owner's a plumber."

"Now I think of Mom whenever it's cold."

Dog wears t-shirt: 'The Duck Stops Here'

'Ya gotta love the way this farmer gets into Halloween spirit.'

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

"Big n' tall" "Small n' long"

Mrs Sutherland and her American Hairless Terrier.

Why would a dog wear a hat?

'Do you have anything a little longer in the leg ?'

"Well, if she didn't insist on giving me this stupid look, she wouldn't need to buy me coats in winter..."

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

'I think he got embarrassed because of the sweater. . . Another dog started laughing. I told him it was just wheezing, but he wasn't buying it.'

'I am SO getting my ass kicked at the dog park.'

"I travel Prada whenever I can."

"We should start wearing masks."

I think the cat wants to go out.

Street Organ - Monkey

"Somehow, some way, we have to guide these people back to reality!"

Woman Curls Her Dog.

Casual Friday at the Zoo. Penguins.

Knight walking a dog.