Fashionista Pooch Prints

"Oooooh....a western wear dog cone. Sexy!"

'Of course they're real diamonds! It's a designer coat: She wants me to match her purse...'

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

"Will you be taking these home or chewing them right here?"

Cat Tie

Haute Suture

"I was almost that last year."

'Why Sally, you look so fetching with that stick!'

Useless add-ons.

'Don't be embarrassed by your anti-barking collar, implanted tracking chip, and GPS device. Just think of them as fashion accessories.'

Dog Dressed to Eat

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

"Now I think of Mom whenever it's cold."

"The bad news is that I backed into a fan. The good news is my owner's a plumber."

'Ya gotta love the way this farmer gets into Halloween spirit.'

Dog wears t-shirt: 'The Duck Stops Here'

Mrs Sutherland and her American Hairless Terrier.

'Do you have anything a little longer in the leg ?'

"Big n' tall" "Small n' long"

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

Why would a dog wear a hat?

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

"Well, if she didn't insist on giving me this stupid look, she wouldn't need to buy me coats in winter..."

'I think he got embarrassed because of the sweater. . . Another dog started laughing. I told him it was just wheezing, but he wasn't buying it.'

"I travel Prada whenever I can."

I think the cat wants to go out.

Street Organ - Monkey

"We should start wearing masks."

"Somehow, some way, we have to guide these people back to reality!"

Woman Curls Her Dog.

"C'mon already...that lipstick really isn't my shade."

Puss in Heels

Hair of the dog spots: christmas jumper