Fashionista With Paws Prints

"What? You know when I like something I always get a couple in each color."

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

"Will you be taking these home or chewing them right here?"

Cat Tie

"I was almost that last year."

Haute Suture

'Why Sally, you look so fetching with that stick!'

Useless add-ons.

'Don't be embarrassed by your anti-barking collar, implanted tracking chip, and GPS device. Just think of them as fashion accessories.'

Dog Dressed to Eat

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

"Now I think of Mom whenever it's cold."

"The bad news is that I backed into a fan. The good news is my owner's a plumber."

Dog wears t-shirt: 'The Duck Stops Here'

'Ya gotta love the way this farmer gets into Halloween spirit.'

"Well, if she didn't insist on giving me this stupid look, she wouldn't need to buy me coats in winter..."

"Big n' tall" "Small n' long"

"Oooooh....a western wear dog cone. Sexy!"

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

Why would a dog wear a hat?

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

Mrs Sutherland and her American Hairless Terrier.

'Do you have anything a little longer in the leg ?'

'I think he got embarrassed because of the sweater. . . Another dog started laughing. I told him it was just wheezing, but he wasn't buying it.'

'I am SO getting my ass kicked at the dog park.'

"I travel Prada whenever I can."

Street Organ - Monkey

I think the cat wants to go out.

"We should start wearing masks."

"Somehow, some way, we have to guide these people back to reality!"

Casual Friday at the Zoo. Penguins.

Woman Curls Her Dog.

Knight walking a dog.