Fashionista Pooch Lover Prints

"This haircut may score points at dog shows, but it's made me an object of ridicule with other dogs. I need a tattoo that will make me look cool."

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

"Will you be taking these home or chewing them right here?"

Haute Suture

"I was almost that last year."

Dog Dressed to Eat

'Why Sally, you look so fetching with that stick!'

Useless add-ons.

'Don't be embarrassed by your anti-barking collar, implanted tracking chip, and GPS device. Just think of them as fashion accessories.'

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

"The bad news is that I backed into a fan. The good news is my owner's a plumber."

Dog wears t-shirt: 'The Duck Stops Here'

"Oooooh....a western wear dog cone. Sexy!"

Mrs Sutherland and her American Hairless Terrier.

Why would a dog wear a hat?

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

"Big n' tall" "Small n' long"

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

'Do you have anything a little longer in the leg ?'

"Well, if she didn't insist on giving me this stupid look, she wouldn't need to buy me coats in winter..."

'I think he got embarrassed because of the sweater. . . Another dog started laughing. I told him it was just wheezing, but he wasn't buying it.'

Street Organ - Monkey

"We should start wearing masks."

"I travel Prada whenever I can."

"Somehow, some way, we have to guide these people back to reality!"

Knight walking a dog.

Puss in Heels

Hair of the dog spots: christmas jumper

"C'mon already...that lipstick really isn't my shade."

Woman Curls Her Dog.

"We've known each other for years Bob, and this grooming style suited you when you were young, but it's time to let it go!"

'He doesn't seem to like my haircut.'

'Oh Mike, what have they done to you?'