Fashion-conscious Pet Lover Prints

"Does this collar make me look fat?"

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

"I was almost that last year."

Haute Suture

Useless add-ons.

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

Dog wears t-shirt: 'The Duck Stops Here'

Mrs Sutherland and her American Hairless Terrier.

"Big n' tall" "Small n' long"

'Do you have anything a little longer in the leg ?'

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

Why would a dog wear a hat?

"Oooooh....a western wear dog cone. Sexy!"

'I am SO getting my ass kicked at the dog park.'

Street Organ - Monkey

"We should start wearing masks."

I think the cat wants to go out.

"I travel Prada whenever I can."

"Somehow, some way, we have to guide these people back to reality!"

Knight walking a dog.

Puss in Heels

'He doesn't seem to like my haircut.'

The Poodle and The Twooudle.

Dog Jogger

"You remind me of someone."

Do you look like your pet ?

I lost a bet with the cat.

"Too goth?"

Poovis: Half poodle/ Half Elvis.

I Love NY Dog

Man is walking his dachshund with a Happy Valentines Day balloon tied around dog's belly lifting it off of the sidewalk.

Plaids set man apart from the lower animals

"Honey,...Oscar wants to go for a walk."

"He's suffering from heat exhaustion, may I suggest removing his coat?"