Adjusting To Prosthetic Pillows

The incomplete Angler

". . . and now it's his memory. Three times on Saturday he asked me what day it was. Or did I already tell you that earlier?"

'Whoops. There goes one of my prostheses.'

Prosthetic snake.

'It's taken me time to adjust to the different management style here.'

'What luck! Just the prosthetist I was going to refer you to.'

"We began with a hip replacement and just sort of riffed off that."

'Eventually I plan to replace it with an artificial limb.'

"You have reached your destination (for the 4th time tonight, I might I add?)"

Guide dog looks at ball that has gone over wall.

"Sure makes a change from New York!"

Prosthetic Society Annual Hoe-Down : 'You put your left leg in, you put your left leg out..'

'She had a boyfriend with a wooden leg, but broke it off.'

'Believe me, the Captain is the least handicapped man on this ship!'

Newly amputated arm points to captain Hooks' cabin.

Tired old peglegs

"My new hearing aids came with automatic closed captioning."

T-Rex Prosthetic Arm

'You've got termites.'

'I bought my peg - leg from a gypsy.'

Trapeze fall - Prosthetic arms.

Pirate and His Peg Legs.

Assorted Arms Vending Machine: Insert Money and Select.

'We're cracking down on prostitutes, McNaught...not prosthetics.'

'...Somebody called Bernard Matthews got the sponsorship deal.'

"Hey Rayna! I got you some chocolate milk!"

'Pepper, anyone?'

Injured Veteran

"He'll have the pasta, make sure it's NOT al dente."

'You need antirobotics.'

Pirate using wooden leg to go fishing