Prosthetics Interest Mugs

'I bought my peg - leg from a gypsy.'

The incomplete Angler

'Whoops. There goes one of my prostheses.'

Prosthetic snake.

'What luck! Just the prosthetist I was going to refer you to.'

"We began with a hip replacement and just sort of riffed off that."

The Conveyance of a Corkscrew Hand

'Eventually I plan to replace it with an artificial limb.'

Prosthetic Society Annual Hoe-Down : 'You put your left leg in, you put your left leg out..'

Tired old peglegs

'She had a boyfriend with a wooden leg, but broke it off.'

"Most drug lords evade capture by making smarter choices with plastic surgery."

'Believe me, the Captain is the least handicapped man on this ship!'

Old man - 'Who are you?' Glamorous lady - 'Your wife for 57 years back from plastic surgery!'

'I had to wear these arms so I could get some more tattoos...'

Newly amputated arm points to captain Hooks' cabin.

T-Rex Prosthetic Arm

'You've got termites.'

Trapeze fall - Prosthetic arms.

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

It'll be nice to see your mother after all these years!

Assorted Arms Vending Machine: Insert Money and Select.

"You imbecile! I asked for a bigger 'pout'."

'It all started with a lid lift and then one thing led to another...'

Pirate and His Peg Legs.

'We're cracking down on prostitutes, McNaught...not prosthetics.'

'...Somebody called Bernard Matthews got the sponsorship deal.'

'What'll it be, lady - Paper or more plastic?'

The Real Housewives of Orange County

'You need antirobotics.'

'Since my boob job, doctor, my breasts have lost all sensitivity!'

Injured Veteran