Amputee Advocate Gifts

The incomplete Angler

"I'm in nonprofit work for the money."

Girl in Yellow Jumper

Dog leading a blind dog and blind person.

"'Disability benefits' they said... Not while there are perfectly good jobs as traffic cones to be had!"

"Ok, I have my hearing aids on now: let's hear this mighty roar of yours. . ."

Snow Blind

Vitruvian Man

Prosthetic snake.

Arm wrestling champion. (man in wheelchair).

"Deal! I'll introduce you to Dian Fossey and you'll introduce me to Jane Goodall!"

"Dangerous? Nah, I could count on one hand the number of times he's bitten me."

'No thanks. I'm just looking...'

'I know you're committed to hiring the handicapped, but a Press Secretary with Tourette's?'

"Mr. Bermudez, as candidate for mayor, I need your vote. I think we can agree that the most urgent issues are education, employment and political access!"

Skiing in a wheelchair

Help - "What's in it for me?"

Sailor with a wooden leg leaves his rowboat tied to a pier that is labeled with a disabled parking sign.

"Aunt Mary, I think you may not have heard me right. I requested a bundt cake."

"Young man, you're the only one who bothered to stop!"

Prosthetic Society Annual Hoe-Down : 'You put your left leg in, you put your left leg out..'

'Believe me, the Captain is the least handicapped man on this ship!'

"He's not my dog, he's my partner."

I Spoke Out On The Issues - Please Help.

A FAREWELL TO ARMS ERNEST HEMINGWAY

Handicapped Accessible Hydrant

Blind man walks right past a sign that reads: 'IMPORTANT - Please read braille sign (below)'.

Pirate toilet.

Water carriers/bearers.

Gingerbread man runs with false legs.

'I've changed my mind, I'm using all mine!'

School for the Blind and School for the Inattentive.

Wheelchair lifts woman to top of library bookshelf.

'Did you have a job before you received incapacity benefit.' 'Does walking with a limp count?'

A king in a wheelchair throne