Amputee Advocate Gifts

The incomplete Angler

"I'm in nonprofit work for the money."

Girl in Yellow Jumper

Dog leading a blind dog and blind person.

"'Disability benefits' they said... Not while there are perfectly good jobs as traffic cones to be had!"

"Ok, I have my hearing aids on now: let's hear this mighty roar of yours. . ."

Snow Blind

Vitruvian Man

"Deal! I'll introduce you to Dian Fossey and you'll introduce me to Jane Goodall!"

Prosthetic snake.

Arm wrestling champion. (man in wheelchair).

'No thanks. I'm just looking...'

"Dangerous? Nah, I could count on one hand the number of times he's bitten me."

'I know you're committed to hiring the handicapped, but a Press Secretary with Tourette's?'

"Mr. Bermudez, as candidate for mayor, I need your vote. I think we can agree that the most urgent issues are education, employment and political access!"

Skiing in a wheelchair

Help - "What's in it for me?"

Sailor with a wooden leg leaves his rowboat tied to a pier that is labeled with a disabled parking sign.

"Young man, you're the only one who bothered to stop!"

Prosthetic Society Annual Hoe-Down : 'You put your left leg in, you put your left leg out..'

'Believe me, the Captain is the least handicapped man on this ship!'

"He's not my dog, he's my partner."

Handicapped Accessible Hydrant

A FAREWELL TO ARMS ERNEST HEMINGWAY

I Spoke Out On The Issues - Please Help.

Blind man walks right past a sign that reads: 'IMPORTANT - Please read braille sign (below)'.

Pirate toilet.

Water carriers/bearers.

A king in a wheelchair throne

Wheelchair lifts woman to top of library bookshelf.

School for the Blind and School for the Inattentive.

'Did you have a job before you received incapacity benefit.' 'Does walking with a limp count?'

'I've changed my mind, I'm using all mine!'

Gingerbread man runs with false legs.

"It says here that you gave a lot of money to both parties and neither expected nor received anything in return. Very nice, but we'll have to put you in the crazy section."