Amputee Awareness Gifts

Clinic For Those With One Leg: Wipe Your Foot.

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

The incomplete Angler

'Luckily he has dementia so he's go some imaginary friends coming in to look after him.'

'I'm getting a head start for Movember.'

"Ok, I have my hearing aids on now: let's hear this mighty roar of yours. . ."

Guide Dogs

Snow Blind

"I believe you were complaining about your cold this morning."

Sewer Rats

Lost Man, brown hair, white cane.

Vitruvian Man

"Dangerous? Nah, I could count on one hand the number of times he's bitten me."

'No thanks. I'm just looking...'

Blind Cyclist

Running in please pass

The seeing-eye cat.

'Hey! Roll a mile in my shoes!'

Prosthetic Society Annual Hoe-Down : 'You put your left leg in, you put your left leg out..'

Man without Fingers Playing Guitar

Why rhinos are not used as helper animals.

The Seeing-Eye Squirrel

Disabilities and Health & Safety

Asparagus Syndrome.

"He's not my dog, he's my partner."

'I'm really beginning to feel my age, Lou. Irene used the can opener today and I didn't even hear it.'

Hop on and Hop off sign on the side of a bus

'I wouldn't be tardy if the school had wheelchair access.'

Disabled Entrance.

Seamans' Hospital

I'll try searching 'Disabled Dining'.

'I thought putting it up there would deter ordinary folk from using it.' (Disabled Parking Space).

One-eyed golfer with matching eye-patch.