Amputee Allies Gifts

Clinic For Those With One Leg: Wipe Your Foot.

Shakespeare was bisexual

"I'm in nonprofit work for the money."

'Man. Piltdown Man.'

The incomplete Angler

"He's not gay, but he's often gay-adjacent."

Psyche Delia

"Sorry, I'm only allowed to save humans, not refugees. Here in the EU we've got humanitarian values, you know?"

Chicken out. . . and proud.

"Dangerous? Nah, I could count on one hand the number of times he's bitten me."

'I know you're committed to hiring the handicapped, but a Press Secretary with Tourette's?'

Help - "What's in it for me?"

"Young man, you're the only one who bothered to stop!"

Prosthetic Society Annual Hoe-Down : 'You put your left leg in, you put your left leg out..'

'Okay - which one was here first?'

A FAREWELL TO ARMS ERNEST HEMINGWAY

"He's not my dog, he's my partner."

5th Annual Accessibility Symposium - Entrance

Water carriers/bearers.

'I've changed my mind, I'm using all mine!'

"It says here that you gave a lot of money to both parties and neither expected nor received anything in return. Very nice, but we'll have to put you in the crazy section."

'Okay, Pete - same time next year?'

"Look, I know I have a problem, and I'm going to use the money to enter a robbery clinic for evaluation."

'Seeing eye marsupial.'

'My kingdom for a ramp!'

'Go figure, somebody uses my foot as a lucky charm: I don't feel lucky myself...'

Clinic for those with one leg - Wipe your foot.

Narcotics addiction.

"Sorry I'm late, I hope you haven't been waiting too long."

"You haven't said 'Thank You' once."

"Sorry sir, parks are for exercise only - sitting's not allowed."

'My name is Rudolph and I am an alcoholic.'

Job centre: 'Have you considered becoming an organ donor?'

The Grim Reaper