Prosthetics Awareness Supporter Gifts

URINAL LINEUP

"I'd delighted your son wants to be a surgeon.. but that no reason to let let him practice on you."

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

'Whoops. There goes one of my prostheses.'

'I'm getting a head start for Movember.'

Joint Replacement Specialist has 3 boxes on desk: "Hip", "Hip", "Hooray."

Sewer Rats

National #@*&%!$@? Tourettes Institute *&%!$

Lost Man, brown hair, white cane.

"Dangerous? Nah, I could count on one hand the number of times he's bitten me."

"Your problem, Trevor, is that you're very thin skinned."

Prosthetic Society Annual Hoe-Down : 'You put your left leg in, you put your left leg out..'

'I'll try to get sent off early luv, so I can take you to the hospital for your operation.'

Tired old peglegs

Newly amputated arm points to captain Hooks' cabin.

'I look huge in this picture! Do you think you could cut and paste a glass or something into my hand, so it looks like I've just eaten?'

"He's not my dog, he's my partner."

Opium Den 2019

One-eyed golfer with matching eye-patch.

'I bought my peg - leg from a gypsy.'

"But do you feel invisible?"

'Just Quit Smoking.'

'It's very rare. We don't even have a colored ribbon for it yet.'

"This is Howard, we met at whelkaholics."

Cull people who clear leaves or snow from their sidewalk by shoving it onto their neighbor's.

"Someday we'll look back at this as the golden age of childhood obesity."

Ex Circus Clown Down On His Luck. Please Give.

HIV Prevention

'Wow... longest red light ever, eh boy?'

Deaf people wear big black earmuffs.

He's the sort of man who looks out the window, sees something wrong and does something about it.