Prosthetics Awareness Supporter Gifts

URINAL LINEUP

Our college is tuned to the students' every need! Campus Visits. We have body image awareness week. Safe sex awareness week. Bullying, drug use and tolerance awareness weeks. What did I miss? Welcome. History, math or English awareness week? Great idea. I'll suggest that.

"I'd delighted your son wants to be a surgeon.. but that no reason to let let him practice on you."

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

'Whoops. There goes one of my prostheses.'

"... ad that's when I got into the harder stuff, biscotti."

'I'm getting a head start for Movember.'

"Just think of all the cigarettes I could have smoked."

Joint Replacement Specialist has 3 boxes on desk: "Hip", "Hip", "Hooray."

Lost Man, brown hair, white cane.

Sewer Rats

National #@*&%!$@? Tourettes Institute *&%!$

"Dangerous? Nah, I could count on one hand the number of times he's bitten me."

Caveman chiselling a disabled wheel symbol from stone.

"Your problem, Trevor, is that you're very thin skinned."

Prosthetic Society Annual Hoe-Down : 'You put your left leg in, you put your left leg out..'

Tired old peglegs

'I'll try to get sent off early luv, so I can take you to the hospital for your operation.'

Newly amputated arm points to captain Hooks' cabin.

Opium Den 2019

"He's not my dog, he's my partner."

'I look huge in this picture! Do you think you could cut and paste a glass or something into my hand, so it looks like I've just eaten?'

"But do you feel invisible?"

One-eyed golfer with matching eye-patch.

'I bought my peg - leg from a gypsy.'

'Just Quit Smoking.'

'It's very rare. We don't even have a colored ribbon for it yet.'

Of course, it's just a temp until your permanent hook is made.

"This is Howard, we met at whelkaholics."

"Someday we'll look back at this as the golden age of childhood obesity."

Cull people who clear leaves or snow from their sidewalk by shoving it onto their neighbor's.

"You will like Mr. Woofard. He has an attention-deficit disorder."

He's the sort of man who looks out the window, sees something wrong and does something about it.

Ex Circus Clown Down On His Luck. Please Give.

'Wow... longest red light ever, eh boy?'