Cancer Awareness Supporter Gifts

'Do you have a bike that says I support fighting cancer but hate being lied to?'

"Our war is against cancer."

Brad Pitt

"Look at their faces! What did they expect? They never visited her! Of course the will says her money goes to the cat shelter. . ."

The Porkypine Pals Christmas Adventure - Part Five

"It's time I got a bigger sword!"

The Porkypine Pals Christmas Adventure - Part Three

Say balls to testicular cancer, remember to check your crown jewels regularly.

Alms Bank

"What do you have that won't kill me?"

Preventive medicine.

Me and my money are soon parted

Female chemotherapy warrior.

Girl Scout cookies selling the girl scout.

'I don't know which health issue should concern me more - the voices in my head or the fact that I need a hearing aid to hear them.'

"So then in comes this good-looking French vet from Vétérinaires sans Frontirères."

'Oooh, honey, will you get me that one?!'

'Nurse! With this chemo cocktail, get me some mixed nuts and pretzels!'

Flo discovered that one perk of cancer is that people treat her like a queen.

"We just made a big cancer breakthrough. Have a cigar."

Rodin's Charity Collector

"It's very important to wash your hooves!"

'I'm running late ... put on these rose colored glasses and try to think positive thoughts.'

Lost Man, brown hair, white cane.

"Bad news: all those pink NFL uniforms don't actually cure breast cancer."

Other Than That Everything's Perfect

"It's a calling. Someone has to help feed the less fortunate."

A rise is out of the question Ruston, but you can have one of my suits I was going to give to Oxfam.

Benefactor of children

Suicide Is a Rude Way to Interfere With Society Murdering You

Don't ask the price - it's a pound.

I just heard this is a non-profit bar. Since all profits go to charity, I plan to donate extra! I plan to donate my hangover.

"So I look like someone who has something to give??!"

"He sings for charity. He has to. Nobody offers to pay him."

Planetless, please help.